Oh Friday the Thirteenth, I must thank you for casting the shadow of your supposed evil onto Valentines day. The world is truly a better place now that people are suspicious of anything relating to this horrid, horrid day. A day filled with people expressing their fond wishes and hopes onto others, only for those same people to break hearts and people only days later. Fie, fie on you and your ways.
I renounce you Valentines day in favour of good sex and no company afterwards.